something in german probably

this cute cashier at Walgreens called me sweetheart 😍

Wait wtf does tumblr take off your first comment when you write another one??? That’s so dumb?

Thank you :) I hope I’m better by Tuesday bc I’m going to cedar point lol

Thank you :) I hope I’m better by Tuesday bc I’m going to cedar point lol

Also in case anyone cares I have a really bad cough and I can’t breathe well at all and also I just killed a mosquito full of my own blood on my screen so that’s how my nights been going

I hate finding out that people are younger than I thought they were because it just makes me feel really old

mymodernmet:

From 1906 to the 1930s, photographer Edward S. Curtis documented the culture and traditions of North American Indian tribes in his multi-volume work The North American Indian.

grumpysalmon:

excuse me while I go have sex with people *mimes walking down the stairs behind my couch*

fvkstyles:

"Get in the car princess, daddy’s taking you shopping."

"Daddy’s has to work hard today so he can spoil you later."

"That’s right baby doll, swing the mallet just like daddy showed you."

"I’m in a rush little one, whatever you want just charge it to daddy’s credit card."