earthnation:

deodrant:

deodrant:

what do u put in a toaster 

bread

this isnt even a joke

artofoverwhelm:

Viktor & Rolf.

i can’t stop laughing fuck

beatnikgarbageartist:

nightlifemingus:

beatnikgarbageartist:

nightlifemingus:

beatnikgarbageartist:

nightlifemingus:

beatnikgarbageartist:

nightlifemingus:

thanks bro, you’re 

too

thanks dude, you know 

dang man this post just got really

 

yr right we should have set the rules to one joke

you realize this means 

oh it’s

this time you’ve gone too

, too far

sorry,  didn’t realize you weren’t having fun, bro

cause i’m having a

figmentdotcom:

sketchmedesire:

A sixth grader’s advice to future sixth graders.

…

Damn, kid. You speak truth.

neither:

im gonna cry

hitlersbreastmilk:

is it just me but like when boys casually touch u and u kinda get like idk not freaked out but like omg??????? touch me again

jesussbabymomma:

its only tuesday

animalstalkinginallcaps:

YEAH, SHE’S GOOD LOOKING, I GUESS. NOT REALLY MY TYPE. I LIKE A BIGGER WINGSPAN.

THERE WE GO. PAGE 236. LOOK AT THE PLUMAGE ON THAT ONE. SWEET JESUS.

charliewalsh:

whoever said that he doesn’t make contributions to society

lesbiansandthelivingdead:

sheisahopelessromantic:

marrymyface:

bisexual guys are assumed to be secretly gay

bisexual girls are assumed to be secretly straight

both are assumed to secretly like men

see what i’m getting at?

 #men in society: forever believing that the world revolves around their dicks #talk about egocentricism

Don’t forget that gay men are gay because they lacked a “strong male figure”. And lesbians either haven’t found the right man or are gay because of a guy.

girtabaix:

#éducation 

thefrogman:

Photo credit: Michael Marschall

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