govermence scientitian

cactsus:

my thick thighs and basic brown eyes will win over someone’s heart one day

shutupaubrey:

i’m that dad who wants to start a garage band with all the other dads in the neighborhood but my wife wont let me

full list of emoticons that you will ever need ever

carbinks:

(◕) = mike wazowski

(︶) = mike wazowski with his eyes closed 

(◉) = surprised mike wazowski 

(ಠ) = annoyed mike wazowski 

(◐) = mike wazowski looking left

(◑) = looking right

(╥) = crying mike wazowski 

(✖) = dead 

pleatedjeans:

via

Guys On Makeup

vegan-vulcan:

I’m really really really really really glad that a whole bunch of dudes accidentally gave us really detailed instruction manuals for how to repel misogynists

stacysdad:

i can relate to pirates because i too am after the booty

A lot of parents will do anything for their kids - except let them be themselves.
Bansky (via purplebuddhaproject)

i need to lose so much weight before i go back to germany so im gonna run every day and eat nothing but slim fast and fruit tbh lol 💁

bepeu:

reblog if youre just kidding

THAT WAS SUCH A TWIST WTF

dofistandroidgirls:

fuckin’ damn straight

Male author: I guess women are people
Fans: I CAN'T STOP CRYING, THIS IS WHAT A FEMINIST LOOKS LIKE!
gaminginyourunderwear:

every-body-can-cosplay:

Wonder Woman

Hell yeah.